Boy band?

I love Rafa. I would trust him to look after my 3 year-old, build an extension on my house and plan my entire menu. I trust him with the Liverpool squad, even though he seems to have suddenly decided to introduce a couple of members of Britain's Most Wanted to the club.

But when I look at the summer signings so far and see the names Jermaine, Gabriel, Fabio and Craig I have to wonder - when are they going to record their first single?

And if Dirk joins up with them, look out for the porn flick too!

posted by John